Killer croc

This is meant to be blood-stained croc after attack on unsuspecting English tourist but...

• the nail pen turned out to be chromified and that just doesn't work
• my nailart skills are pretty well zero

So I will plead my usual defence. The 'It's really cool IRL' defence. It never works but I live in hope.

Conceptually I'm a Leonardo. When it comes right down to it I'm a Damien Hirst (without the money).

Jenni