Coz I specifically asked for it
And for once
It is actually as delightful as hoped
It has sparkle, it has inner beauty...
None of this - Oh, they're a wonderful squad man-for-man, far superior to the Germans, just you wait, they'll make mincemeat of the opposition, Premier League players, best in the world! - nonsense.
No, this is a polish that promises fabulosity and DELIVERS. Hear that, S Gerrard? DELIVERS! No empty boasts.
Not that I'm bitter or anything. Not that I feel duped by the hype at all.
The accent nail is my beloved Bassins Bleu (why not Bleus so the adjective agrees with the plural noun?) and is quite a surprise because they look a lot closer in the bottle than on the ongle. You can see here, yes? But in the final analysis *hums Final Countdown* it's far darker.
Do I think mint has had its chips? No. Not in this house. It's a new classic. That's my final word on the matter.
It's hot. I made a worse mess than usual. I seek pardon.